This spider gave me nightmares.

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Actual conversation I had with my best friend.

Me: "yeah, I like older men,"
Friend: "oh cool! so like George Clooney?"
Me: "no like George Washington."
Posted 3 months ago with 576 notes

                                 Welcome to the Napoleonic Wars.

It is 1809. Armies are on the move to fight battles that will decide the fate of nations.

In a world at war, events are a backdrop for the individuals who make up those armies. Although far from home, they still live their lives as best they can. From battles at sea to skirmishes on land, there is danger at every turn. There is friendship and camaraderie, too. But the clouds are gathering.

Where do your loyalties lie?

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

Posted 3 months ago with 533,976 notes

*whines sadly*

Posted 5 months ago with 6 notes

sixpenceee:

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

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Although I never met Patrick O’Brian I have read all of his books and I think it’s clear that his intent was to live for his full Biblical span of eight hundred years and to write a volume about Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin every year. He’d have slowly worked his way through the nineteenth century and into the twentieth, we’d have read about their adventures in sailing ships in the Great War, and rescuing people at Dunkirk. Eventually he’d have yielded to history and advancing technology and taken them into space and had them fight against aliens and study the fauna of new planets, always keeping in mind the career of Lord Cochrane and the actual historical accounts of battles and the progress of natural history. I feel sure of this because he died so young, at a mere eighty-six, a few chapters into this new volume, starting new plotlines, dangling new hares, with not the least idea of ever coming to an end.
Forever Bailing, Jo Walton (via anchorfaced)
Posted 6 months ago with 147 notes

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hiril-anwyn:

My kinda princess gear

Somewhere, Merida is rejoicing.

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lovejoyjohnlock:

This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.

Posted 6 months ago with 244,738 notes

So I just realized that in Westlife’s video of ‘Uptown Girl’ that Hornblower, Lieutenant Eccleston, and Bingley from Pride and Prejudice were in the video.

I laughed my butt of at the notion of it.

Posted 6 months ago with 1 note

I have pains

Posted 6 months ago
Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.
Winston Churchill (via lecomtesanstete)
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